January 23, 2006
The perfect girl
Funny as it seems, normally only single guys would think of such topics. Most probably they don’t want their girlfriend to get the wrong impression that they are not good enough for them or maybe he’s already content with his current companion. Having been though two separate relationships, I’ve generated a subliminal character filter that what most of you would call criteria. In reality, criteria don’t work. But this post is not about reality. It’s a form of escapism for my imagination to flow free and describe what a perfect girl to me is like.
The first thing that I’ll fall for is the abundance of silicone. If you think breast implants, you are close. I’m thinking of synthetic skin. Right now I think that Hannah knows exactly what I’m talking about. Thanks to the anime Chobits, I’ve found the perfect girl.
Imagine; having a companion that looks exactly the same when you first fall for her ten or twenty years ago. She’ll always be young, perky and always maintain a firm abs. That’s the everlasting beauty of silicone, provided anti oxidizing polish is applied on a regular basis. Furthermore, it’s customizable. From breast side, to skin tone, to hair type to eye color. You name it, you get it.
Yes, innards are also silicone based. They are microprocessors with gazillion servos and artificial muscles. Since we’ve already achieved 64 bit computing technology, it won’t be long till multicore 128bit or 256bit processors comes along that’s strong enough to process verbal commands and mimic the basic human interactions, movements and behavior. This way, lolicons have the opportunity to have a persocom girlfriend that looks and acts like a 12 year old without being caught as a pedophile. And if I’ve outgrown the high pitch voice, kawaii behavior of Japanese high school girl, I can always reprogram it to act like a soft spoken, well mannered mature woman. Furthermore, I wouldn’t have to put up with things like constant nagging, insecurity, seeking excessive attention and the sudden urge to force me to drive her to Genting. For those of you who think this is dull and predictable, then you can add codes like “random behavior”.
Arguably, the personality of persocom would be up for questioning. Conservative skeptics would say persocom lack personality compared to humans. But like what I’ve pointed out earlier, with a good processor personality can be programmed. Also, most (most ≠ all) men, wouldn’t know what they want until they see it for themselves. I wasn’t fancy of the Subaru Impreza until I saw it perform in WRC. Likewise with personality. With a library of thousands of personality to choose from, persocom are the most customizable companion any guy can ever wish for.
