February 14, 2006
10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF FRIENDSTER
I got this off the Friendster bulletin board, posted by Ginnie. I really need to thank her for the good laugh. I’d repost this in the bulletin board but having the thought that 40 of my other friends doing so could only mean massive server congestion. besides, who would want to see ten repost of "10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF FRIENDSTER" in their bulletin baord? I know i’ll get bored.
1. To the people who does have more
than 500 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe
has that many friends…you’re STUPID. Go kill yourself. (Edited by me: hmm.. i thought that friends limit was 500??? O_o I know i won’t give a shit to friends like "Selangor", "Malaysia", "Star Bucks" and especially "Malaysian Film" even people with over 200 friends is already questionable. Do they really know them all by name? yeah, i only got 40 so? atleast i know i can trust every single one of them.)2. If you’re ugly stop acting like you don’t know it.
The captions under you picture that says "top
model pose" doesn’t convince anybody. at least
you can work on your personality3. Don’t ever post pictures and say "omg im so
ugly" because if you were, you wouldn’t post
them. please put away the rod and reel cause your just
fishin for compliments.4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don’t try to act hard with the keyboard…that’s so
sad. unless you actually physically beat someone
with the keyboard. then thats ironically hilarious.5. If all your pictures look the same…don’t post
them all! Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. I
don’t care if its inverted, black and white, or faded
out. a face is a face is a face6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don’t accept you
as a friend…MOVE ON. Don’t send me another
request or message asking "what’s up?" I don’t
want you as a friend or I just don’t care, that’s
what’s up!7. LITTLE 10, 11, 12, years old who have
friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go somewhere
else because NOBODY wants you here except
pedophiles, and is that what you want. to be
raped? no you don’t so RUN RUN FAST!!8. No one is really going to die in 6 days or have
bad relationships for 5 years if they don’t pass or
post your bulletin on. so stop saying that! (Eidted by me: This applies to "friendster account deletion threat" or Bill Gates giving money to those who forward his uber special tracking e-mail)9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true
Friendster Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.10. It serves to eliminate people who are
desperately trying to add "friends" like it’s a
popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!
