September 16, 2006
The worlds worst hacker.., a must read!
This is a transcript of the worlds dummest hacker on an IRC channel.
Via http://www.crisscross.com/jp/forum/Worlds_…m_422436/tm.htm
The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.
* b****checker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* b****checker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b****checker> why do you kick me
<b****checker> can’t you discus normally
<b****checker> answer!
<Elch> we didn’t kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * b****checker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<b****checker> what ping man
<b****checker> the timing of my pc is right
<b****checker> i even have dst
<b****checker> you banned me
<b****checker> amit it you son of a b****
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you’re stupid, DST^^
<b****checker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<b****checker> for two weaks already
<b****checker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You’re a real computer expert
<b****checker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<b****checker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead
<Elch> Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
<b****checker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I’m frightened
<b****checker> shut up you’ll be gone
<b****checker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
<b****checker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<b****checker> to you man
<b****checker> buy buy
<Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* b****checker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)[/QUOTE]
What
happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty
Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a
failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry,
but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* b****checker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b****checker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> b****checker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<b****checker> you’re so stupid man
<b****checker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<b****checker> buy buy elch
* b****checker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There
was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures,
to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six
minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a
Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem
was now.
* b****checker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b****checker> elch you son of a b****
<Metanot> b****checker how old are you?
<Elch> What’s up b****checker?
<b****checker> you have a frie wal
<b****checker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don’t know
<b****checker> i’m 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<b****checker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<b****checker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.
<b****checker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes b****checker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he b****checker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<b****checker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<b****checker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^
<He> b**** give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them
provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<b****checker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he b****checker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<b****checker> you’re afraid
<b****checker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<b****checker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the
definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an
invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<b****checker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<b****checker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<b****checker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He
calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know
that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I
couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie
and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my
router.
<Elch> b****checker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> b****hacker can’t hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<b****checker> wort man
<Elch> b****checker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<b****checker> man do you want a virus
<b****checker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot>
lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and
i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it’s easy
<b****checker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
<b****checker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom…
<Elch> i’ll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
<b****checker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a b****
<Elch> that’s bad
<b****checker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
<b****checker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes,
true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did
not have time to think, I was scared. b****checker was comforting me
with a music tip.
<b****checker> tupac rules
<b****checker> elch you son of a b**** your f: is gone and e: too
Drive
E:? Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I
instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it
was deleted….
Or isn’t it happening on my computer?
<b****checker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn’t meta say anything
<Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<b****checker> your d: is gone
<He> go on b****
The
guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! b****checker turned my
ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to
ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid
the disaster on my hard drives.
<b****checker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<b****checker> i’m already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?
* b****checker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too
late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the
alias "b****checker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven’t
seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.
<============ my notes =============>
Boy, i’ve never had a GOOD laugh in a VERY long time. 127.0.0.1 is localhost IP which bluntly means, yourself.
