August 18, 2007
The Black Sponge
Lil Johnny was watching TV when he saw a commercial for a toy. Wanting it badly, he ran around the house to look for mummy.
Unknown to Johnny, mummy was in the bathroom, shaving her privates to give her husband the smooth sensation.
Not locking the door, Johnny ran straight into the bathroom and saw his mother in the shaving act.
Seeing that black fuzz, he asked "Mummy…what is that?"
Mummy, being embarrassed, just replied "That is my black sponge".
A
few days later, Johnny saw the same advertisement on TV and wanted it
badly just like the first time. This time, mummy is bathing and as
usual, she didn’t lock the door.
Johnny burst into the bathroom, and this time…found his mother bathing, minus the fuzz down there.
He asked "Mummy, where is your black sponge?"
Mummy, being quite annoyed by all the interruption, cooked up something to send her son off and give her privacy.
She said "I lost it, be a good boy and help mummy find it. I think I lost it around the neighborhood."
With Johnny gone now, mummy settled back into the bath tub and have a relaxing soak.
Only to have Johnny barging in 10 minutes later!
Johnny, with heavy excitement in his breath…shouted out.
"Mummy…I FOUND your black sponge! The lady next door is WASHING DADDY’s mouth with it…"
