September 16, 2007
Is Anybody Home?
Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided
to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the
church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.
"Father, I am sinful."
"Yes son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."
"Father,
I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it’s been 3 years and
nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her
house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I
slept with her."
"That’s bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake."
"Father,
last week I went to her office to look for her, but nobody was around
except for one of her colleagues, so I slept with her too."
"That’s not very good of you."
"Father,
last month, I went to her uncle’s house to look for her, nobody was
around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too."
"Father?
……… Father?" suddenly this guy realized that there was no
response from the Father, he walked over and discovered that the Pastor
was not there. So he began searching for him. "Father? Where are you?"
He
searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table
behind the piano. "Father, why are you hiding here?" "Sorry son,
suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."
September 6, 2007
Not so LEET Anymore
here’s pictures of my recent misadventure.
I was along the 13.1km LDP, puchong bound where it was a crawl. the rebadged Toyota MPV (i think it’s a wish) stopped in front of me, and i stopped just a few cm from kissing it, then WHAM! an Iswara/Saga hit me from the rear. he’s probably doing 60-80 and no tire screeching, which is the odd part. the impact was so strong that my ray bans flew off my face, and the wind knocked out me. if i had air bags, they would probably deploy
and give me a second beating. lucky i opted for an M-line. and this is how my seat looks like after the impact.
I’m no car guru, so I’m not sure what to make out of this, twisted driver
seat. Is it suppose to happen this way? from the looks of it, I think that the seat absorbed most of the impact and all I suffered was a little adrenaline rush and neck ache.
4 car pileup in front of Kelana Jaya Giant Hypermarket
iswara > me > rebadged wish > wira
My Damage
3-5 inches shorter from the front and rear. radiator was pushed all the way back till touching with the extractor cover accessory belt poped out, so couldn’t power alternator, water and power steering pump probable pulley damage possible drive shaft damage wasted all the head lamps, tail lamps and fog lights. impact so strong till the rear caved in and broke the spare tire mounting. it’s a good thing i wasn’t ferrying anyone. the speaker cover for rear passenger pop out, so the rear seats are getting more cramp then it already is.
Tough Car
my doors opened flawlessly,
hazard lights still worked
still able to steer when pushed
Good People Still Exist
I’ve got to thank this two indian dudes who helped me pushed my car to the side so not to block traffic.sadly the left quickly before i had the chance to shake their hands. but i did wave at them though.
Last But Not Least
VULTURES!
yup, caught them all in one single shot.
