November 27, 2007
Dr. Feelgood
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in
their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he
could not help them.
The Browns came to see the doctor, and he
gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various
tests and then concluded, ”Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can
help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and
buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and
you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye
in your wife’s love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to
her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
He
continued, ”Then next, ma’am, you must take the doughnuts and from
across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer
around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and
consume the doughnut.”
The couple went home and their sex
life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. &
Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor.
The doctor
greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt
that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the
same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. ”I cannot
help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as
good as it will ever be, I cannot help.”
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, ”You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us.
"Ok, go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios…”
