February 7, 2008
Stand Up And Pee
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of
left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to
visit Adam and Eve in the Garden.
He told the couple that one of
the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee.
‘It’s a very handy thing,’ God told the couple who he found hanging
around under an apple tree.
‘I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability.’
Adam
popped a cork. Jumped up and begged, ‘Oh, give that to me! I’d love to
be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh
please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. I’d be so
great! When I’m working in the garden or naming the animals, I could
just let it rip, I’d be so cool. Oh
please, God, let it be me who
you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please………’ On and
on he went like an excited little boy (who had to pee).
Eve just
smiled and shook her head at the display. She told God that if Adam
really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing
that would make him happy, she really wouldn’t mind if Adam were the
one given the ability to stand up and pee.
And so it was. And it was…well, good. ‘Fine,’ God said, looking back into his bag of left-over gifts.
‘What’s left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms…’
